So, this chimp is walking a pig...

Why do I love YouTube?

Simple: because it's the single most democratizing innovation to happen to the world of entertainment in...dare I say it, EVER.

Everyone can be a star.

Need evidence?

Okay: I wanted to see a chimp walking a pig on a weird Japanese television program.

I did, okay. I like monkey-humor. Got a problem with that??

And where do you think I looked?

Ahem...

Check this out--it's brilliant (I have a feeling that it's very popular in Japan...you know, like their version of "Desperate Housewives." At least, I hope so. It would be a better world if that were the case.)

CHIMP+PIG=COMEDY ORGASM